nuff said
New Quote of the Day:
DUDE: So . . . you got a facebook page?
Thursday, March 4, 2010
today, milk
So, I made the HUGE mistake of forgetting that I had to be to work at 8 this morning. I realized it at 1:30 am while I was hot tubing it with my friends Mikey and Kyle (also known as BOB. . . not to be confused with B.Y.O.B. who is Brigham).
At 7:50-ish, I fell out of bed grabbed a top and jeans as I rushed out the door and into the car. Driving to work isn't always a breeze, but today God blessed me with all green lights. MY manager, Ricky, glared at me as I walked in knowing that 20 kids were-a-coming in at 9. 20 sweet, energetic, smart ass 5th graders. Ricky, doesn't like kids that are not his own. Much like most of the world. Please do not add me to this grouping, for I love 'em . . . most of 'em.
It's been said that "patience is a virtue," I lost mine while hearing the answers to the questions I asked. A few were very bright, the punk snowboard kid and the red-headed ones funny enough. AND then there was the end table where the most severe cases of "that kid in class" syndrome sat. Text Book Sally, and future Mouth Breather (MB) were by far the . . . spotlight of my day. These kids are learning about artists and to be more specific, Georgia O'keefe. I asked them to tell me all about her. I got a novel out of the first. I literally had time to take a two minute nap. then I got:
The Quote of the Day:
ME: What can you tell me about Georgia O'keefe? You?
MB: MILK!
ten minutes later
ME: Name me different types of cheeses?
MB: MILK!
another ten
ME: Favorite type of pizza?
MB: MILK!
ME: Oh that's right, your THAT kid in class.
The teacher snorted into her lemonade.
At 7:50-ish, I fell out of bed grabbed a top and jeans as I rushed out the door and into the car. Driving to work isn't always a breeze, but today God blessed me with all green lights. MY manager, Ricky, glared at me as I walked in knowing that 20 kids were-a-coming in at 9. 20 sweet, energetic, smart ass 5th graders. Ricky, doesn't like kids that are not his own. Much like most of the world. Please do not add me to this grouping, for I love 'em . . . most of 'em.
It's been said that "patience is a virtue," I lost mine while hearing the answers to the questions I asked. A few were very bright, the punk snowboard kid and the red-headed ones funny enough. AND then there was the end table where the most severe cases of "that kid in class" syndrome sat. Text Book Sally, and future Mouth Breather (MB) were by far the . . . spotlight of my day. These kids are learning about artists and to be more specific, Georgia O'keefe. I asked them to tell me all about her. I got a novel out of the first. I literally had time to take a two minute nap. then I got:
The Quote of the Day:
ME: What can you tell me about Georgia O'keefe? You?
MB: MILK!
ten minutes later
ME: Name me different types of cheeses?
MB: MILK!
another ten
ME: Favorite type of pizza?
MB: MILK!
ME: Oh that's right, your THAT kid in class.
The teacher snorted into her lemonade.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
today, I had to work
A new year has begun and so it seems a new me also. So, why not a new try at the blog.
Today I worked from 8:15 to 7:45 with small breaks and meals in between. My feet hurt, my head is starting to pound, but I got an hour and a 1/2 of over time! woohoo!
My friend Josh finally admitted that is is dating/in l___ with my other friend Jessica! Great news! I can not tell you of the hours I have spent in the awkward company of those two and no words being spoken. Me not blabbing away . . . unheard of. We all could feel it, and now it is all better!
I don't have work for the next two days, so life will be beach-y and zen filled! Like a jelly filled donut.
And now, for the past hour and ten minutes, I have been over hearing a man yell at his ex over the phone. The world is a soap opera for the watching!
I also have put a new effort into my book. if you see me remind me to write EVERYDAY!
quote of the day: ME: "$20 says his girlfriend slept with his best friend in vegas!"
Girls at table across from me: "you're on."
Today I worked from 8:15 to 7:45 with small breaks and meals in between. My feet hurt, my head is starting to pound, but I got an hour and a 1/2 of over time! woohoo!
My friend Josh finally admitted that is is dating/in l___ with my other friend Jessica! Great news! I can not tell you of the hours I have spent in the awkward company of those two and no words being spoken. Me not blabbing away . . . unheard of. We all could feel it, and now it is all better!
I don't have work for the next two days, so life will be beach-y and zen filled! Like a jelly filled donut.
And now, for the past hour and ten minutes, I have been over hearing a man yell at his ex over the phone. The world is a soap opera for the watching!
I also have put a new effort into my book. if you see me remind me to write EVERYDAY!
quote of the day: ME: "$20 says his girlfriend slept with his best friend in vegas!"
Girls at table across from me: "you're on."
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I am lame on the computer
I mean I rarely do anything other than check my e-mail and facebook pages.
I have no idea on how to make a link for my pictures, so I put them up on my blog for you to browse.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
I am writing a book
then I really am! mind you me. it is SLOW going.
"What are YOU writing about," you ask?
well I'll tell you! The dating life of Molly! Ta-da! everything from Bill and the e-mail break up, to the married man with 4 kids and the pregnant wife!
"What are YOU writing about," you ask?
well I'll tell you! The dating life of Molly! Ta-da! everything from Bill and the e-mail break up, to the married man with 4 kids and the pregnant wife!
for those of you who are not caught up on that story, welp you are in for a doosy! and you'll either have to ask my mother, or wait till I put it up on here.
sorry I am super bad at posting.
Monday, May 11, 2009
GUESS WHAT I DID!?!?!?!
I am gonna make you guess for a-bout a minute, but because you will guess wrong after ten minutes; I am gonna save us all that time and just tell you.
I have found a few families in Italy!
the soonest I will leave is September, latest being December.
GAAAASPPPP! I did it!, I am doing it! and it will be done!
I is gonna be moving to Italy!
GOO! eh?
EH . . .?
I have found a few families in Italy!
the soonest I will leave is September, latest being December.
GAAAASPPPP! I did it!, I am doing it! and it will be done!
I is gonna be moving to Italy!
GOO! eh?
EH . . .?
um . . . yup yup yup yup yup . . .
not only am I remembering the muppet show from back in the day, but I am also trying to let you know that the "advise" you just gave me; went in one ear and out the other.
point in case. over the past week. family and people I don't even know have told me to be careful of what I say on the internet via my own blog and face book.
1) I have not put up anything that I would not say to someone's face, and
2) if you don't like it don't read it. I won't be offended. ( mother this goes for you)
I am loving that I am not two different people anymore! sometimes I swear! (GASP) and not to be the bearer of bad news and calling someone out, but mom T & J have had the F word on their FB pages! so there!
love you really I do, and I do what you say most the time, but some times when I am having a really bad day, I just might say "shit balls!" and I do feel better afterwards.
point in case. over the past week. family and people I don't even know have told me to be careful of what I say on the internet via my own blog and face book.
1) I have not put up anything that I would not say to someone's face, and
2) if you don't like it don't read it. I won't be offended. ( mother this goes for you)
I am loving that I am not two different people anymore! sometimes I swear! (GASP) and not to be the bearer of bad news and calling someone out, but mom T & J have had the F word on their FB pages! so there!
love you really I do, and I do what you say most the time, but some times when I am having a really bad day, I just might say "shit balls!" and I do feel better afterwards.
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